Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Tough Night













Before going out last night we were invited into our offensive guard Giulio’s home because we were sitting outside of his apartment door in the 4th story stairwell picking up somebody’s internet signal. Giulio lives in the same building as Brandon and Matt. Their apartment is on the ground level and this sitting on the stairwell technique is as close as we currently are to anyone having internet at home. The picture is of Giulio’s two nephews, Sebastiano and Pietro who were there for a family get together.

The three day Festival of Sant’Agata concluded last night. The crowds were huge, it took me 20 minutes before I found my parking spot of the day, picture, illegal but acceptable. We walked around the town and Festival, pictures, and ate a huge dinner near the Piazza Duomo. I think this meal being cooked on the grill in the picture was the last straw for my lower intestine, I had a long and eventful night of trying to sleep.

The yellow candles are sold to people to light up and carry around as a sign of penance. The W S. Agata confetti pictured is all over the place, the W is really two V’s standing for the word Viva.

Upon returning to Brandon and Matt’s apartment, we did the usual, we talked football. We discussed concepts, play selections, things that both the offense and the defense reads at pre-snap and most importantly the things we need to do to make us a better team. This discussion took us deep into Wednesday’s early morning hours. Which reminds me…

In 1347 A.D., a Sicilian monk by the name of Luigi of Caltanissetta was commissioned by a very powerful and cruel nobleman from Palermo to create a beautiful illuminated manuscript, picture, of the four gospels. He gave Luigi 45 days to finish this task. Normally it would take at least three months to finish such a Herculian labor. Under threat of torture and death if he failed to make the deadline and working day and night to avoid this Draconian measure, Luigi did indeed finish the manuscript on time. As a byproduct of his stressful workload he also set the current Sicilian record for most consecutive days, 48 (he was a little bit of a party animal already), of never waking up in the morning one day and going to bed that same day sometime in the evening.  My current streak in this pursuit is at 33 days. I have decided to honor Luigi’s memory and if I get close to his mark, tie it and then stop. I think his name and record should not be broken by anyone but a 100% full blooded Sicilian.

Practice tonight at 8:00 p.m. at the University for WR’s and DB’s.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Sicilian Faces














Jason is GREAT with a Mac computer rivaled only by California’s heralded champion Brian FitzGerald! He is working his magic this morning with the videos I promised about yesterday’s Sant’Agata Parade. Please refer back to Monday’s post soon to get a feel for this grand festival.

On a very sad note officials in Catania cancelled today’s scheduled “Jason Johnson-Welcome to Catania Parade” due to the use of quotation marks amongst other issues. Please go to Jason’s blog for the detailed press release about this sad turn of events.

Practice last night was a break through for the Elefanti Bambini secondary and linebacking crew. I love it when a plan starts coming together!

After practice it was back to the office for some last minute computer work. Jonathan’s for a quick panini and then home for a very early 1:00 a.m. bedtime.

We walked into Aci Castello for the obligatory cornetto and cappuccino breakfast this morning. Now it is off to Catania for the third, final and reportedly craziest day of the 2008 Sant’Agata Festival.

Instead we drove the coast road north driving through a series of very interesting towns ending up in Taormina. It was as beautiful as ever and we can’t wait to take the wives there.

Today’s pictures are of random Sicilians from the last few days both friends and interesting strangers.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Gelato


Heather Johnson, the first picture on the left is of gelato, i.e., Italian ice cream. Is that clear enough?

Sant'Agata Parade












We are in the middle of the annual Festival of Sant'Agata, the patron saint of Catania. We were invited to the home, pictures, of our WR Gregorio to watch the start of the big parade in her honor. Gregorio's family lives on the second story of a building that overlooks the parade's 
starting point. His mamma, Katerina, is a great hostess and a marvelous cook. She and her friends made all sorts of antipastos, pastas and dolci to feed the 50 people who were there as spectators. MANGIA, MANGIA, MANGIA! You can hear Katerina speaking on the second DVD telling us about some of the parade's traditions. GOOD PEOPLE!

If I can upload my videos you will really get an idea of the local color of Catania. It's a BIG if.

The people in the first video carry these very heavy gold candeli all over Catania for two days. They wear white tunics as a sign of penitence. As near as I can tell, they wear the black hats solely because they look cool and Sicilians are all about style!

The second video highlights the people pulling Sant'Agata's reliquary by two huge ropes. Along the parade route, people offer yellow candles, money, jewels, flowers and anything else they can to thank Sant'Agata for her protection of the city.

It was all very interesting. 

 

Super Bowl Monday?



















































A VERY LONG WEEKEND INDEED!

Friday was a big day for football at the office. There was a lot of discussion about our offensive schemes and a we had a good planning session for Saturday’s three hour practice.

After eating a pizza in Aci Castello, we went to the apartment and the four Americanos studied DVD’s of 2007 games of Milano, Bergamo and Bolzano trying to get a feel for their style of play and proficiency.

Then it was time to take the newbies out for a Friday night at Piazza Bellini that included two gelatos, the Chiave, the Fundo Bianco and, of course, a stop at Jonathan’s for a panini. We saw none of the usual players and to our great collective disappointment only one of the Pink Elephants, Elisa, at all that night. Could they possibly all have been getting rest for Saturday’s practice?

I must mention that at the Fundo Bianco, Brandon gave Atilio, the owner, the biker t-shirt he wore the night before when they hit it off so well. This gesture got us a free round of drinks and Atilio insisted that the four of us go behind the bar for a group picture with him on the far left and Pope Benedict’s picture above us, a rare honor indeed! Brandon has made us instant locals.

Because so many Elefanti were missing, two other great moments occurred at the Fundo Bianco. We are still operating on a two drink maximum limit per night. O.K., Matt Obi Won Cannoli had WAY more than two Cokes with his gelatos and Brandon’s two beers are big enough that they really should be brought out by a waitress from a beer garden in Munich. Jason ordered a rum and coke and I mentioned that he should be sure to get the Havana Club rum from the forbidden island. This got Brandon started on leading a discussion about Castro and his effects on the Cuban economy and culture. Brandon had a good grasp of the subject and swore to cut block Fidel HARD if he ever got the chance! From there the discussion turned to The Da Vinci Code. Two areas were discussed at length, the book vs. the movie…the book won easily. The second subject that Brandon and I addressed was contrasting and comparing The Da Vinci Code vs. Dan Brown’s earlier novel, Angels and Demons. Neither Matt nor Jason had read Angels and Demons so it was up to us to inform them about how we both believed that it was the better read of the two books. The subject matter is just not as controversial, but a better book nonetheless in the opinions of the two resident experts on the topic in a small bar…on a small side street…in Catania, Sicilia, Italia.

Groundhog’s Day 2008…Happy Groundhog’s Day mi’amore!  In 1968 Laurie, picture at Christmas in Las Vegas, and I were in our third year of dating. I was attending the University of Washington while she worked there as a secretary in the Educational Foundations office. We had a typical spat that couples in their teens have from time to time on or about February 1st. As a make up on February 2nd, I bought her a small gift (I think) and a card (I KNOW). In the card I asked her to be my Groundhog because in America the second of February is indeed Groundhog’s Day. For my Italian brothers, there is a small town in Pennsylvania that each year on this date has their own festival (parade, brass band, fireworks, confetti, the usual stuff we have here in Catania every night) and a large groundhog is somewhat like their town’s patron saint that day. The tradition is that at a big ceremony at sunrise they take Phil, as the groundhog is called, out of his cage and if he can see his shadow, i.e., a sunny day, winter will last six weeks longer, maybe shorter…”I do not know”. It is all just an excuse to have fun and Bill Murray made a funny movie perhaps ten year’s ago about the town and their festival, it was an instant Contreras family cult classic. Since that fateful Groundhog’s Day in 1968, Laurie and I do not honor Valentine’s Day on February 14th like the rest of Western Civilization. This may sound strange to you but think about it, dinner reservations at a nice restaurant are easy, flowers are MUCH cheaper, no hassle with crowds at the Hallmark store. The only drawback of our now 40 year tradition is finding an appropriate card for the occasion. Usually I find one I can tweak a little in about June or July, buy it and try not to forget where I hid it for half a year. This is surely the first time that we have not been able to share this special day together. We have had great fun with Groundhog’s Day for a long time. I wonder what we fought about?

Everyone here thinks that Jason is at least half Japanese, he is constantly taking pictures with the impressive array of picture and video cameras he brought with him. He plans to make a documentary of our shared experiences, maybe a book and if nothing else have a great, detailed visual record of our time here. He is very good with computers, has a mind that is in hyper-drive with ideas about life, football and fun. If there were a video game called High Energy, Jason would surely be a PLAYER!

Jason is very excited about Saturday’s practice, his first chance to work with the receivers in particular and the team in general. I know the team feels the same way about finally getting to see him in action.

The competition level in practice just went up a BIG notch. Jason has great composure and patience. He continues to be a good teacher to our hosts. His high definition video camera is a great tool in combination with his computer skills. We stopped by the office to bring home the video projector and watched the practice tape for about a half hour before going out to dinner. It will be a great teaching tool for the Elefanti. Jason looked very good today with great command and presence, just what you want at QB.

Dinner tonight at 9:30 p.m. will be at a Mexican food ristorante. This is a very big stretch for me as I live by a very simple rule, i.e., “Never eat Mexican food above the 45th parallel or in the Eastern Hemisphere”. We’ll see…

No we didn’t see. In terrible news, Davide called as we were on our way to meet him and Daniela, with the news that their home had been broken into and many things had been stolen including all of her jewelry. Of course, they would not be joining us as they were dealing with the police. I can’t think of many things that would be more of a violation than this, terrible…

We picked a nice ristorante near the Zo Club where Renato D.J.’s and where we were to meet other Elefanti  after our two hour dinner. Matt expanded his gastronomic horizons with swordfish and calamari. The talk at the table revolved around Saturdays practice and how to improve the team. When we got home, rather early by Catania standards, at 2:30 a.m., Jason and I watched the practice video tape again for about 45 minutes.

My best parking job of the weekend is pictured.

 The picture of Matt coming out of the mandated, end of the evening Gelateria if of him with a gelato in one hand and a marmalade fiiled cornetto in the other. The white bag in his pocket contains another cornetto for the road. Matt is quickly moving up the depth to number two chart at offensive right guard.

Sunday started with Matt, Jason and I driving the half hour out of town to Motta Sant’Anastasia for church, Brandon slept in and stayed in Catania for the day. We got somewhat pressed to be on time when we got stuck behind a flock of sheep blocking the road, picture. While they heard a sermon about “…being a MAN!”, I attended Mass in the old hilltop church in this picturesque little village.

After our religious experiences we decided that it was time for a road trip! We drove inland to the town of Piazza Armerina to look at the Villa del Casale and it’s famous mosaics. This site is an 1,800 year old villa that was buried in mud by a massive flood in the 1,100’s and was rediscovered in the 1,800’s. Each room and corridor of this very large villa was decorated with intricate mosaic floors which are very well preserved, pictures.

We then proceeded to take the back roads back to Catania and took several pictures of the towns and countryside.

We met with some of the players, again at the house of former Elephant player/coach Matteo as we did two weeks ago, for our first ever Super Bowl MONDAY party, pictures. The game started at 12:15 a.m. Catania time and lasted until after 4:15 a.m. I picked the Giants as did everyone except Brandon and Jason. It was great fun and a good game to watch.

To warm up our Italian friends for the game, we brought the Elefanti blow-up video projector and broke down the Saturday practice film for about half an hour with the players present. It was an eye opening experience for them and it was fun to coach all of them up in such a short time. They really do love football, want so much to learn and the four of us like teaching them our game of football…REFRESHING!

NEW GASOLINE RECORD: Last Saturday, after practice, we filled up the Nissan Micra for 56.07 euros, breaking the old record by 7 cents! To give you a better perspective on the subject, there are about 3.75 liters in a gallon. We paid 1.37 euros per liter, the equivalent of $5.14 a gallon!

Random Thought for the Weekend: In the late 1960’s or early 1970’s there was a show on American TV starring an actor by the name of Ben Gazzara. The show was called something like “Run for Your Life” and the premise was simple. Ben was told by a doctor that he had a terminal disease and only had one year to live. Ben’s character was in his 30’s, so decided to try to cram 30 years of life into the one he had left. I feel like I’ve experienced his quest for 30 years of life experiences in my first 30 days in Catania. I realized that I have yet to wake up and then go to bed in the same day since I got here, i.e., I have not gone to bed before 12:30 a.m. once this whole time and it is usually much more like 3:00 a.m. when I hit the sack.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Manly Men Bonding






































After the newbies arrived and got settled either at home or at the office, it was off to practice at the University. Brandon is a PLAYER! More importantly for our team he is also a very good teacher. He did a great job with helping our other offensive linemen and brings a tough attitude to the practice. I really want to see him at Nose Guard on defense, I think he will be a dominant two way player. His example is going to raise everybody's level of play on both the offensive line and the front eight on defense.

Jason is not really the "Positologist" he claims to be, what he really is is a "Million Miles an Hourist"...really high energy. He also is a good teacher and will also, beyond question, raise the level of play for our offense and for our linebackers and defensive backs.

In a nutshell, our team just got a whole lot better!

After practice it was a night of team bonding. First it was dinner, picture, at a small restaurant near the Piazza Duomo that specializes in meat. We ate all sorts of wonderful things, including cavallo. My new favorite is a dish that has green onions wrapped in bacon, MAMMA MIA!!!

From there is was off to the nearby Etoile D'Or, pictures, for cannolis. Jason gave Matt the perfect new nickname "Obi Won Cannoli". He only had two last night. After my cannoli, Giulio bought me a "Small Breast of Sant'Agata". Sant'Agata is the patron saint of Catania and was martyred by a Roman Emperor who cut off her breasts before killing her. Etoile D'Or serves these white pasteries with a candied cherry on top in memory of her, quite good but I'm still a cannoli and gelato man first and foremost.

We went to the Fundo Bianco bar where the owner, Atiel (crazy looking guy with the red eyes that is not Matt) picture, had his Harley-Davidson parked out front. Brandon lit up when he saw it and struck up a conversation with Atiel about motorcycles and tatoos, instant bonding and a very happy lineman.

Jason got up early enough to go  out on the patio, picture, and see his first sunrise in Aci Castello. The we walked into Aci Trezza for a cornetto and cappuccino. Afterwards I introduced him to the "Two Marias", picture,  far left and far right. They are the ladies who run the local dry cleaners. I brought them a cornetto to share and they are our friends for life. They do a great job running their business and think we have connections in Hollywood. They also want us to introduce them to Mel Gibson and Richard Gere.

Finally, you see a picture of Jason with a fresh gash on his forehead.
He was either
A. hurt in practice when a linebacker blitzed and gave him a vicious blow to the head
or
B. hit his head on the little pop up top that hides the view of the trunk in our hatchback car putting his gear into the car after practice. You decide.